Dear Sir,
I feel I should be honest with you before you chortle with glee and write Penthouse forum; I was not trying to flash you. We were on a road trip and I was using the breast pump while my husband drove rather than have him pull over and nurse. Selfish of me I know. However he pulled into your business’s drive swiftly without announcing it to me. While I appreciate your rapid customer service I was in the midst of an oh shit moment as you approached. Trying not to drench anyone with milk, spill the contents I had just expressed, or flash you. So in conclusion sir any boob flashing was not a sex act just a mom getting her baby a snack.
Thank you,
Sweet Moe
Yes this actually happened on our recent road trip. While I appreciate the hubs zeal in getting a deal and servicing the van I have come to realize that we both have gotten a bit casual about nursing and pumping. Had I realized that he was pulling into a business I would of gotten disengaged from the pump, poured the yum into Mini’s Monkey’s bottle, and tastefully rearranged my wardrobe before the van stopped. All in all not the most embarrassing moment of my life but at the time it sure felt like it.
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